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For now, enjoy SmartArse on the house. We'll let you know the moment there's more to unlock.
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Any replies you've shared publicly will remain visible (they contain no personal information) and expire automatically after 90 days.
Set up Two-Factor Authentication
Open your authenticator app (Google Authenticator, Authy, 1Password, etc.) and scan the QR code below β or add the account by hand using the setup key.
Can't scan? In your app choose Enter a setup key, set the account name to SmartArse, and paste the key above. Make sure the type is set to Time-based.
Once added, enter the 6-digit code your app shows:
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Two-factor authentication is now active.
You'll be asked for a code from your authenticator app each time you sign in.
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We use it to remember your preferred reply style and snark level so you don't have to set it up every visit. No tracking, no third parties, no nonsense.
